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February 29, 2008

Batsu Game part 1

Filed under: Holler

This is a good laugh especially if you’ve known of these jokers antics from their previous shows. Even though some of their shows does not have any subtitles, you just need to watch for their antics and physical jokes to easily catch what they were doing and laugh like there’s no tomorrow.

A Batsu game (罰ゲーム, batsu geemu), meaning “punishment game”, is a common element in Japanese owarai stage comedy and variety shows.





February 28, 2008

World Latin Salsa Congress 2008 Press Conference

Filed under: Dance

The 2nd Malaysia World Latin Salsa Congress 2008 kicked off with a bang with a Fun and Dance filled Press Conference held at Salsa Havana, KL.


MiSsMyNx and Friends ushers in the guests.

The Cuban Embassador was there to grace the event with short sweet speech to officiate the whole event. This is a change compared to some of the local VIPs speech which could last for hours (That’s how it felt like).


The Cuban Ambassador to Malaysia.

Of course, we also had Martin Reyes of Salsa Havana KL to give his take on the Salsa Congress in April. Huge crowd will be expect on the 18th – 21st April so if you’ve not registered yet do hurry up. Drop me a message to find out more about the prices and the registration forms.


Martin Reyes.

 Apart from the speeches, it’s never complete without Salsa Performances for a Salsa related event, right? That’s where we had the Ritmo Latino’s dance team performing…


Ritmo Latino

Followed by Bailanismo. 


Bailanismo.

After the performance, there’s of course the usual mingling around and party. Want to check out the action? click here





Election Joke

Filed under: Holler

This is an old joke, but someone found the time to re-edit the text so that it reflect the coming election.

While walking down the street one day a Malaysian Boleh Minister is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

“Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

“No problem, just let me in,” says the man.

“Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”

“Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the Yang Berhormat

“I’m sorry, but we have our rules,” says St. Peter.

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters, caviar and the most expensive food there is.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.

“Now it’ s time to visit heaven.”

So, 24 hours pass with the Yang Berhormat joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

“Well, then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.”

The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: “Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think Ai yam better off in hell.”

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.

“I don’t understand,” stammers the Yang Berhormat. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?”

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, “Yesterday we were campaigning just like you during an election…... Today you voted.”

VOTE WISELY IN THE COMING ELECTION

Here’s a question for you ladies and gentlemen, would you vote for a party which has no intention to serve the community but are just pawns used to gain the position required so that a certain individual would have a place to take over once the ban has expired?





February 25, 2008

Comedy Court’s take on the Election 2008

Filed under: Holler

Check out this nice song by the Comedy Court regarding the upcoming election. LOL… Have a good laugh!





February 24, 2008

Online Mahjong!

Filed under: Holler

Facebook’s been coming up with more and more applications that sometimes, we just wouldn’t know which ones are spam and which ones are not.

One of the game I discovered on Facebook though is the Mahjong game, this isn’t one of those single player game but one that pit you against other facebook users around the world. 

Check this screen-shot out of a game I was playing earlier. Cool huh? You can play with either the computers or 3 other users that’s online.

 







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