Ding Dong Bell, Pussy In The Well
I used to sing this song to my boy for bedtime. Don’t you think this nursery rhyme is a tad obscene? I mean, if you only hear the starting bit, you’d think that it’s an obscene song as well. Right?
Ding, dong, bell,
Pussy’s in the well.
Who put her in?
Little Johnny Green.
Who pulled her out?
Little Tommy Stout.
What a naughty boy was that,
To try to drown poor pussy cat,
Who never did him any harm,
And killed the mice in his father’s barn.
